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Wellll since fuckin_andrew stole my info, i'm gona have to write a new one and make it even cooler. Or it might suck fuck, but when i write this stuff i just kinda type and see how it turns out. Ok i'm andrew and I really do hate babies. I do plan on having kids but i'm gona set them strait so they will be cool babies. If they start crying for no reason i'll throw them against a wall, and if they shit their pants i'm not cleaning it! That's their fucking problem, they have to deal with it and that will teach them never to shit their pants. I hate when people take retarted pictures that have all these dumbfuck effects on them. I HATE all bugs and spiders especially!!! I love camping but when the bugs crawl on me i flip out. I need a gun so i can kill them all!! I like to lay down. But if i lay down for a long time like a hour or 2 i start falling asleep. I like cuddling to but if i get hot when cuddling i'll say "move bitch" and push you off the couch and then you'll get mad at me and call me fat. I also hate those fucking shit fuck drug commercials!!!! Like the one thats like "joe smokes pot and hes not stupid. he just doesnt really do anything anymore" and then it shows him in the basement eating food and watching t.v. and then the kid looks all depressed and it plays stupid piano music and all this gay fuck shit cunt. WELL I sit in my basement and fucking eat chips!! But i don't smoke pot and i never have! Alot of fucking people do nothing!!!!!!! But that ones not even that bad compared to the other ones. Like this one I saw it was like "jimmy on harowin" and it showed a picture of him like with his hair all greasy and messed up and hes making a ugly face because he wanted to. And then it's like "jimmy not on harowin" and it shows the most dolled up picture of him ever!! I swear he like has makeup on and hair all done pretty boy like. It's fucking retarted!!!!!! They could have easily taken pictures of him on harowin where he looks just as nice! wefoljfwelkfj39we0zxc 90 Fuck that. I bet jimmy was never even on harowin. He just made a ugly face took a picture, and then made a pretty face and took a picture. I really like popsicles, they are so good and addicting. I sit in really weird positions that are compfy, but then my leg usually starts falling asleep but i dont do anything about it cause i like making my leg fall the fuck asleep and then banging it on the ground or trying to walk. I'm like 80% crossdresser. I like to pee everywhere but in toilets. Well i don't mind peeing in toilets, it's just not fun. Most people would pee behind a tree...but I would pee in front of the tree facing eveyone so they could see me peeing!!! I kiss your hand when i'm introduced to you. I'm a bloody junkie. My video game room is filled with empty pop cans and chip bags and few candy rappers. I really don't like candy that much, i think its good and stuff but its gross if i eat like more than half a bag. The only time i wear boxers is when i sleep. I wear "whitey tities" when i wear clothes. But there not really white so why the fuck do people call them whitey tities. People = GAY. My undies are blue. And then i have a green pair. And they are so cool! I have a grey pair to but those are gay i hate them fuck! Everyone always wants to go bowling but i fucking hate bowling! I bowl like 3 balls then im like "wtf this is retarted! i dont give a fuck who wins!" But it can be fun only if you bowl with dick. Cause we throw the balls really fucking hard into the gutter and then they bounce out and go over 2 lanes and eveyrones like wtf yo. If i wake up early i'm tired from like 7-8:30 then i'm awake the whole day then i get tired again around 3 then i'm awake at like 6 again. I'm such a loving person. Sometimes. I love most of you. But i do hate alot of people to and alot of things. If i hate you you'll know it. foldsj sdflj fucking shit fuck!!!! This is the stupidest thing i've ever writen in my life!!!!!! If I wrote a book, I could make it so long about stupid shit like this!! But no one would read it because it's fucking retarted!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't know what's wrong with me today i can't write like i usually do. Maybe it's because your fat! fucking cunt bitch i'll rewrite this once i'm not so gay!

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